Mental Hospital Menu

MENTAL  HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and  thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the  following options menu:
If you are  obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are  co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you  have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are  paranoid, we know who you are [...]