Mental Hospital Menu

Posted on October 6th, 2008 by manjabayang

MENTAL  HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and  thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the  following options menu:
If you are  obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are  co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you  have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are  paranoid, we know who you are [...]

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My Good Samaritan is from India

Posted on October 2nd, 2008 by manjabayang

My Good Samaritan is from India

It was one normally busy day for me, leaving the house at the nick of time to rush to a meeting in town. I jumped into my car and slowly moved out into the main highway traffic. About half a kilometer away, my car coughed and stopped. I [...]

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